pookiesnookumed 

The effect/drunken state you get from chugging a bottle of Boone's Farm Apple Wine when you run out of beer at the apartment. Usually results in curling in the fetal position for 1-2 hours regretting the decision you just made while attempting to play Battlefield or Guitar Hero without getting sick.

Dude lets get pookiesnookumed this Friday.
Dude go get some Boone's Farm so we can get pookiesnookumed like fuck.

pookiesnookumed by Josh Rivers April 17, 2008

ghost poopie 

When You Take a shit, feel it come out and even hear it land in the toilet, but when you get up nothings there causing you to run away and call a paranormal investagator

*Plunk!*
*Wipe*
"Holy Shit thers nuthin there, run dude my toilets haunted!!!"
"Its Just a ghost poopie, dont freak!"

ghost poopie by urkal December 9, 2008

poopie dick 

The term used to describe the penis after its been in a butthole.

I put it in that girls butt and I got poopie dick.

poopie dick by Darren Blatt August 25, 2006

pookie bear 

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

pookie bear by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007

Poote 

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

Poote by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006

Poofie 

Something that sucks

Yo dude why do you have on a jean thong? You look poofie.

Poofie by Chloe7159 August 3, 2019

pookie 

a pipe used for smoking crystal meth or crack. (meth pipe)

I'd rather smoke this crystal out of the pookie instead of busting a line!

pookie by d_ray October 8, 2008