comforting fiction

An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.

Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.

comforting fiction by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020

Group fiction 1 

Group fiction 1 was the official and first name of the community Class of 3000 fanfiction. This was a safe for work group written fan-fiction started by mod Jillian on the biggest known class of 3000 discord server that quickly turned not-safe-for-work. This featured Kam having intercourse with a transgenderred Eddie, Eddie having intercourse with Tamika, Tamika having intercourse with Madison and Eddie, Eddie doing unspeakable things with Tamika and a cake, Philly Phil having intecouse with Kim, and the poorly written butt sex or anal sex part that gave the fan-fiction a new name.

Person 1: "I'm writing a fan-fiction"
Person 2: "It better not be like group fiction 1!"

Group fiction 1 by yayyyyy me! March 15, 2021

Fan fiction 

Its just weird and a waste of life. The fact that people will write and read this crap for enjoyment is stupid. Get a life. Get a job. Or marry someone don’t read fan fiction because it will ruin your hopes of finding actual love. Now get a life please and thank you

Person 1: I love fan fiction

Person 2: EW YOUR STUPID.

Person 1: but it makes me happy
Person 2: dude your look at situations that are not even possible because the characters and actors will never know you.

Fan fiction by The goddess of words July 2, 2021

Peaker than peak fiction 

Movie or a show that is peaker than peak fiction

person 1: Have you watched The batman?
person 2: Yes, its peaker than peak fiction

Peaker than peak fiction by multiverse.dc October 16, 2021

Functional Dump 

All dumps are functional its just that only some are more functional than others. A truely functional dump is one of which there is no real experience because it is purley functional e.g. you are extremely busy and the your sphincter starts sending messages that a dump is imminent however you don't have the time to enjoy it so it is simply a quick sit and shit. There is no time to experience the ambience of the W.C. i.e the sights, sounds and smells. There is no time to enjoy the relief that comes from dropping the kids off

Sorry I can't stop to talk. I've just had to take functional dump 'cos I've got a shit load of stuff to do.

Functional Dump by Rob-Dog-UK April 21, 2005

fiction 

see bible

i went to church today and the preacher kept telling me to read the greatest work of fiction ever

fiction by cynic April 8, 2003

Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.

The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.

Functional Idiot by ljgunner September 8, 2009