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drilling for oil 

A sexual position in which the man stands over the woman, who may be on her back or knees with her cheeks spread, and inserts his penis repeatedly into her asshole, particularly when she has diarrhea.
Drilling for oil is a highly controversial practice that has fallen into disfavor in the last decade, primarily because of The toxins it can release into nearby areas such as your penis and bedsheets.

Doug put himself in immense danger by drilling Anna for oil without first checking the pressure of the well.

Left-wingers both drill and are drilled for oil but condemn BP and Haliburton for similar practices.
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dilldingus

The dilldingus (pl. dilldingi) is whatever you need it to be. Is it a naughty bit? Sure. A dumb person? Why not. Perhaps you need a word to describe a new clothing line—try dilldingus. This is a new, happening word that is just catching on.
"I asked that guy to show me his dilldingus; he punched me."
"Whatta dilldingus. You are so dumb."
"Your look is completely dilldingus."
dilldingus by Joe Discount November 20, 2007

war dialing

War dialing is scanning a range of telephones (ex. 555-555-xxxx) to find all sorts of stuff, like fax machines, carriers, and BBSes (remember this was a loooong time ago)!
Joe: Hey, I was war dialing our area code and found a hacking BBS!

Bob: Sweet! What's the number?

Face Dialing

When you are on a touch screen phone and your face dials someone while you're talking to someone else.
I hate face dialing! When I was on the phone my f*&king phone face dialed my mom and she heard me having phone sex with Tom!
Face Dialing by LocalBiz June 7, 2010

Deep-sea drilling 

While engaged in violent oral sex, the act of deep throat fucking to the point of regurgitation.
That was some pretty rough deep-sea drilling last night!
I know, the cleanup is taking longer than BP!

DILLIGAF 

Does it look like I give a f%$&?
Friend: Ive got a new TV
You: DILLIGAF?
DILLIGAF by hayd0s February 18, 2007

dilligaf 

Do I Look Like I Give A F**k?
That punk had a real dilligaf attitude.
dilligaf by Concerned Citizen #6942 February 16, 2002