dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

dutch work out by Radjin May 31, 2017

Internet work-out 

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"

1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead

Internet work-out by Team Ramrod member #3 April 29, 2009

didn't work out 

An excuse that a guy makes when dumped by a girl, or a fat mans actions when confronted by a box of twinkies.

"What happened between you and whats her face?"
"It didn't work out like a fat man confronted with a box of twinkies."

didn't work out by chris122790 May 21, 2007

pre-work out 

Eating a lot of food before working out and burning it all off.

No man, I am doing my pre-work out!

pre-work out by StrongerSkillz May 5, 2011

thigh work out 

Doing extensive workouts and burning calories to firm or tighten thighs

She has great legs her thigh work out consist of sex 2 times a day almost every day

thigh work out by Websters dickshunary August 6, 2014

Everything Will Work Out 

The biggest lie we were all told as kids

Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL

Everything Will Work Out by CrusadeToaster4 May 15, 2020

This isn’t gonna work out 

They’re joking about it don’t worry!

This isn’t gonna work out baby

This isn’t gonna work out by NancyForest December 28, 2020