woozle 

more commonly known as a tree

'where i come from they call them trees.' 'really? where i come from they call them woozles!!'

hug a dried whelk testicle woozle

woozle by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Woozle 

A very soft, fluffy, and cute kitty

"wow! what a cute woozle you have!"
"can I pet your woozle?"

Woozle by kitkat22 September 21, 2017

Woozle 

To put a sock on the nose of annoying dog

The dog was being very annoying, so I woozled him

Woozle by Remnant March 10, 2023

woozle wuzzle 

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

woozle wuzzle by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

woozle effect 

what happens when you get woozled, usually involving an imagined recreational drug user and high amounts of despacito 2

I, THE MIGHTY WOOZLE, SUBJECT YOU TO THE WOOZLE EFFECT!

woozle effect by alexdapineapple February 11, 2019

Sporty Woozle

Part of Winnie the Pooh's Heffalumps and Woozles

The Sporty Woozle is from a Pooh video game and looks like a dog

Sporty Woozle by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

the woozle 

the act of cleaning yourself off after sex with your mates pillow.

i came home to find that i had been woozled!! the woozle stuck again!

the woozle by the woolze bitch January 30, 2010