woodchuck 

Noun: A car with wood side panels. Most often can be seen in station wagons, but other cars do have them.

Verb: To "woodchuck" somebody. When a side paneled car is spotted, the spotted will hit the person nearest them as hard as possible and cry out woodchuck. Same rules as Punchbug.

"I have a bruise from where he woodchucked me yesterday."

woodchuck by Froggen August 15, 2004

woodchuck 

Common, ordinary ignorant American. Usually asked questions by TV reporters in front of grocery stores, woodchucks respond with pat answers given to them by Fox News. Woodchucks are overwhelmingly Republican and are a majority of the Tea Party.

TV reporter: what do you think about Global Warming?

Woodchuck: There is no such thing. That's all a hippie Democratic conspiracy!

woodchuck by jackbenimble_52 August 11, 2012

Woodchuck 

A very hard and rather smelly stool that when one tries to crap it out it doesn't seem to move much. An individual may be sitting on the toilet for half an hour to an hour trying push this little shit plug out of his ass. It is as though a sizable piece of wood were lodged in and plugging the anus.

An individual asks his friend, "Why is that individual taking so long in the washroom"?
"Give him some time, he has a "woodchuck " up his ass"
"Oh I see"

Woodchuck by Chris Danielsen March 2, 2005

woodchuck 

When a boner is as hard as Chuck Norris's fist.

Dude, you sister gave me such a woodchuck yesterday! I went home with it and turned around, and it hit my mom! She's dead now by the way.

woodchuck by Basco424 July 26, 2007

Woodchuck 

When a a gook gets stiffy

That slanty got a woodchuck

Woodchuck by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

woodchuck 

to woodchuck is to make plans with someone and then pretend you forgot them, or pretend plans weren't made to enable the (woodchuck) person to find more attractive plans.

"He woodchucked me because he thought he'd be given tickets to the hockey game." "I was chucked by him again because he decided to play in the pick up game." "Don't waste your time waiting, they will only woodchuck you again."

woodchuck by Troubles February 4, 2010

Woodchuck 

The post-op version of "beaver". When a man gets a sex change and has a vagina created from his penis.

Bob went to the doctor and got himself a nice WOODCHUCK made.

Woodchuck by the wino January 19, 2010