"Winking unicorn" is an expression of a job well done. Whenever someone brings the magic touch to a job or task, that person is completing a "winking unicorn".
Don't worry if you break your broach, just click on your fanny pack and perform a winkingunicorn.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"