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no wucking furries 

Australian slang, means no fucking worries. It is often shortened to no wuckas.
"Gonna be late to the cricket"
"No wucking furries mate, I'll save ya a tinny"
no wucking furries by Azazel December 9, 2008

Weed Wacking 

"I called you five times, where have you been, man?"

"Sorry man, I got pretty baked and was weed wacking for half an hour."
Weed Wacking by Camel45 December 15, 2012

The Winking Skeever 

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.
That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

winking detroiter 

When a girl tries to deficate on a man as a form of sexual stimulation but can only work up fart in his face instead.
He waited under her with great anticipation but she could only muster a winking Detroiter.
winking detroiter by decoy bot August 28, 2013

Winking Unicorn 

"Winking unicorn" is an expression of a job well done. Whenever someone brings the magic touch to a job or task, that person is completing a "winking unicorn".
Don't worry if you break your broach, just click on your fanny pack and perform a winking unicorn.
Winking Unicorn by Pink Lady 49 January 20, 2015

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.
(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"