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Owens (urban legend) 

A hybrid rat mutant spotted commonly throughout Southern Ohio theorised to live in sewer systems, creek beds and thought to have feast on fatbergs and shit puddles these mythological creatures leave a sickening thick gut wrenching stench were ever they travel they are also known to reproduce a sexauly and speak in a mysterious static like language, and if you are around them beware of radioactive poisoning they drink melted lead and a mixture of chemicals to produce their acidic internal fluids .
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A Half Real Urban Legend of a Murderer with a hook for a hand

Urban dildo legend 

I was sitting there selling used dildos back of a pickup truck ask Mr Smith for his sweet glass cum and you be right back here blowing on me
Urban dildo legend by Kingofdick October 8, 2020

urban dictionary legend 

Someone who has posted defentions since the site started in 1999. Also someone who has all ''thumbs up'' in thier definetions
That guy who has written for Urban Dictionary since December 19, 1999 and never has a thumbs down is an urban dictionary legend

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urban legends 

A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.

Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
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