May Two-Four 

A Canadian public holiday, also called Victoria day. It is known for a weekend where Canadian private school kids head to montreal to get shitfaced at clubs and hit on by creepy old men.

A definition of privilege and entitlement but most gladly own it.

Person 1: Hey, I'm so excited for may two-four. I've never been to Montreal.
Person 2: Hold up, you're like 14. This is for grade twelves only.
Person 1: It's okay, I'll just slip them a few twenties. Plus, I'm hot so it'll all be fine. *flips hair*

May Two-Four by coleel May 16, 2020

may two-four 

canadian term for the 24th of may (when spring has started and before exams), an international party day on which each person is assumend to have drunk a two-four. may 24th, 2004 was particulatrly spectacular.

Whose party are you going to on may two-four?

may two-four by tj__ July 16, 2008

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three 

Quick maths

teacher I know quick maths, Two plus two is four, minus one that's three

Two plus two is four, minus one that's three by ERC represent October 25, 2017

two-by-four 

In western Canada this refers to any piece of lumber. It doesn’t have to be strictly two inches by four inches (Canada does use the imperial system in construction).

“We’re gonna build a treehouse. We just need some two-by-fours and a hammer and some nails.”

two-by-four by JFrancisF April 24, 2019

two by four 

A skinny woman who was no breasts or ass.

Your girlfriend is like a two by four, skinny and flat on both sides.

two by four by bfb August 23, 2012

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three 

A highly metaphorical phrase by the poet and historian Michael Dapaah in the song “Man’s Not Hot” which speaks out against anti-intellectualism, deems math to be a discovery and not creation of humans, and communicates that human opinions themselves are means of self-preservation and coping with pain. But, as Michael Dapaah notes, “metaphorical truths exist to facilitate moral living, not comfortable living. A mathematical fact is a literal truth, and if 2+2=5 ever becomes a metaphorical truth in a society—remember cultural relativism—knowledge becomes not only a means of power but a vessel of revolution.”

Dude 1:...
Dude 2: Two plus two is four minus one that’s three quick maths. Everyday man’s on the block. Smoke trees...

Two plus two is four minus one that’s three by True_Lust July 23, 2019

fatty fatty two by four 

Fatty Fatty two by four, is a rhyme that you may use to insult someone or share with your friends in a group circle.

Fatty Fatty two by four fatty couldn't get through the bathroom door, so he shit on the floor, wiped it up and did some more.

fatty fatty two by four by Kapten the Skull Faced G-Shep November 1, 2013