curtain twitcher 

Someone with nothing better to do than to spy on their neighbours for signs of petty wrongdoing. A derogatory term for members of the neighbourhood watch and other such organisations.

The term refers to the only sign of their presence - curtains twitching in suburban dwellings as they peek out at whatever might be going on outside.

Has absolutely nothing to do with homosexuality, except where homosexuality is illegal and thus something else for the curtain-twitchers to report to the authorities.

"Letting the deranged curtain twitcher at Snout’s Cottage gather “intelligence” about her neighbours reminds me of East Germany before the Wall came down."

curtain twitcher by Awffle May 28, 2009

Curtain Twitcher 

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

Curtain Twitcher by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

Electronic Curtain Twitcher 

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.

I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.

Electronic Curtain Twitcher by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013

hipster twitcher 

One who uses the mainly cancerous site Twitch, and purposefully watches less popular streamers to appear cool. In reality, however, they're just lonely nerds and deep down they know that

Hipster twitcher: Holy cow! This stream only has 200 viewers, I am gonna watch it so I appear cool and hip to my fellow Twitchers!

Obese friend who uses Twitch and is also a weeb: By god, you're such a hipster twitcher man

hipster twitcher by Robbie The Memer April 18, 2015

four fingered twat twitcher 

the act of stimulating the pussy and ass by twitching the index and middle finger of both hands, one in the pussy, one in the ass while making strange buzzing noises. Scrinching your face into the "bitter beer face" is not necessary but an optional crowd pleaser.

Santa surprised Mrs. Claus with the four fingered twat twitcher udner the holiday table.

four fingered twat twitcher by Twitchy Bitch December 27, 2008

curtain twitcher 

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

curtain twitcher by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

eye twitcher 

someone who's eyes goes fucking crazy when eating a meal.

yo, Karen "the eye twitcher" was munching down a slice of pizza and it looked like her eyeball was about to pop out of her fucking head!

eye twitcher by The eye squasher May 13, 2006