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Sugar Coated Christmas Trees 

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

Shit Trees

Trees with bags of dog shit hanging from them
When an owner of a dog takes it for a walk, bags up the dog shit and throws it into a tree where it proceeds to dangle from the branches, therefore producing shit trees. Usually found in rough estates around the UK.
Shit Trees by 2008 Jason H April 10, 2008

i see trees of green 

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

can't see the forest for the trees 

To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)
A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.

She Lives Under Trees

A subtle way to call someone a slut.
Girl 1: I heard Courtney's with Brandon and Chase and Martin.
Girl 2: She Lives Under Trees
Courtney walks by...

Courtney: Isn't Matthew just so cute!
She Lives Under Trees by foxy209 December 25, 2014

tony sparks trees 

Up and coming young rapper. Enjoys teabagging and reach arounds.
There goes tony sparks trees again talkin bout the new world order.