toughest 

Who was the toughest (hardest) man ever,in peterlee
Do ya want a fuckin fight like Coot or what,am in me garden now!

None of them were hard , those who thought they were , were just bullies n cowards ... ,commonly known as wan#ers !

Who was the toughest (hardest) man ever,in peterlee
Do ya want a fuckin fight like Coot or what,am in me garden now!

None of them were hard , those who thought they were , were just bullies n cowards ... ,commonly known as wan#ers !

toughest by Peterlee Have Your Say September 15, 2014

touchless carwash 

Cumming on a girls face then wiping it off with your nut sac.He was mad at his girlfriend so he gave her a touchless carwash.

He was mad at his girlfriend, so he gave her a touchless carwash.

touchless carwash by PirateCapt62 August 3, 2019

touchess 

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!

touchess by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Touchless Carwash 

When you shampoo your hair and stand straight under the showerhead to rinse, so the soap cascades down your body

My hair's greasy but the rest of my body's pretty clean, I'll go have a quick touchless carwash

Touchless Carwash by VanillaFloatDrPepper July 27, 2022

truthnessness 

when someone is so truthful they ascend to another level of truth and it is a glorious sight to behold!

The truthnessness of george floyd was so powerful they had to kill him

truthnessness by xjametonx January 17, 2023

Toughest motherfucker on the planet 

Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!

“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”

“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”

“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”

“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”

Toughest motherfucker on the planet by CallmePapa September 14, 2018

tommy toughnuts 

One badass muthafucka. It can also be somebody who acts like a toughguy, or dresses like a farmer.

Hey, look at tommy toughnuts over there filling up his duramax diesel.

tommy toughnuts by tommytoughnuts April 25, 2008