posh totty

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.

"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"

posh totty by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

top totty 

Often regarded as 'upper class' slang for an attractive woman. 'Top' referring to her position on a scale of 1 to 10.

That Helen, she really is top totty!

top totty by TimRog December 27, 2006

Top Gear Totty 

The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.

"Just look at that pieve of top gear totty just behind Clarksons's fat stupid face".

Top Gear Totty by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009

Hot totty 

A very sexy male or female person. An extra sexy piece of totty.

Whose IS that hot totty bending over in those tight jeans. Sure like to get her pussy juice pumping.

Hot totty by Witch of the West October 8, 2007

Snotty totty 

Usually a young woman of wealthy / extremely comfortable origin who is also very attractive and knows it. She can be seen either at the gym trying not to look repulsed by the smell of sweat; 'modelling' Abercrombie & Fitch clothes; thinks herself above WAGs, but secretly reads celebrity magazines for fashion tips. Attends university (of course) though is not very bright, & can sometimes be seen in the student union 'slumming it' - looking down on anyone with left wing opinions.
Also can be seen walking down the high street thinking she's a catwalk model.

Man 1: 'By jove that's a prime piece of yuppie tuppy'!

Man 2: 'Oh Gideon you're SOOOO 1980s; that's a snotty totty'.

Snotty totty by mertric mike July 27, 2009

Distance Totty 

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

Distance Totty by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

car totty 

Someone who is attractive and would look good in the passenger seat of your car to cruise around with. To show them off.

Would you like to be my car totty tonight?

car totty by Raiden1 November 29, 2015