Pimp to Limp 

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.

Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.

Pimp to Limp by S Triple B July 31, 2013

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? 

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp 

A disturbing, yet illuminating book by the notorious pimp Dazzle Razzle.

Hank: How to be a Motherfucking Pimp gave me nightmares
Joe: But you did learn how to pimp like a motherfucker
Hank: Indeed. And for this I am eternally grateful to Dazzle Razzle. God bless that motherfucking pimp
pimp dazzle razzle hoes game iceberg slim fuck nigga

How to Be a Motherfucking Pimp by Da pterodactyl May 12, 2016

pimped out playa that knows how to get his 

one who pimps them hos and gets his money right with a snap of tha finga

Mayun, im just a pimped out playa that knows how to get his

pimped out playa that knows how to get his by chance April 26, 2004

pimped to the post 

The act of tying a prostitute to a post on the street for collection later.

I had an errand to run, but now I need to collect my prostitute and my money, she's pimped to the post.

pimped to the post by cattusciceris August 20, 2020