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throw a fish on that bitch 

Historically, it was when one literally threw a fish on a lady in which he is interested in. In modern times, it has been known as flopping ones penis on a lady in which he was interested in hoping for sexual recipricosity.
Mike: Hey man, look at that lady over there, she is hot!
Ryan: Hell yea man, I'm gonna go throw a fish on that bitch.
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Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.
Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

Throw some cheese on that bitch 

What you tell the chef at McDonalds when he asks what you want on your food.
McDonalds Chef: What would you like us to do to your quarter pounder? Anything special?

You: Throw some cheese on that bitch! Do it or I will toe tag yo monkey ass

Throw A Towel On It 

To put off doing something until later because currently you are being too awesome to deal with it
Bro 1: "Dude, there is this chick totally passed out on our kitchen floor!"

Bro 2: " Just throw a towel on it. We'll deal with it in the morning. Party on, bro!"

Throw an egg on it

When something needs a little more pizazz and or "flavor" / "spice"
Devon seems really stupid today. Let's throw an egg on it so she's a good time.

Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox 

If someone asks you to throw your phone on the roof for no reason and you do throw your phone on the roof you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof you wont be doing it for no reason so you have to throw it on the roof but you will be doing it for the reason that someone asked you, but if you don't throw it on the roof-
"Hey, you should throw your phone on the fucking roof for no reason lol"
"isn't that the Throw Your Phone On The Fucking Roof Paradox?"

Throw some biscuits on the bass 

“Forget about that guy, let’s just go throw some biscuits on the bass