Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

Spank the Hamster by fubsish August 14, 2009

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spank the monkey

to masterbate; vigerously stroke your penis untill you reach climax or skeet all over the place

i spank the monkey every day until my fuckign dick peels

spank the monkey by the one and only whtie e-40 December 13, 2008

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the spank • The Spank Tank • The Spanking Lady • The spanking test • The Spankster • the phantom spank • the.cat.spanker • The Pakistani Spanker • The Sore Spanker • spank the monkey

spank the champ.

Ain't getting no 'tang, I'm gonna spank the champ.

spank the champ. by penguintaco October 4, 2009

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Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

Spank the Wonka by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

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spank the pig

code for smoking weed
spank refers to the action (smoking)
Pig refers to the substance (weed)

You guys want to go spank the pig?
Man we spanked so much pig last night

spank the pig by Elliot Newton123321 February 13, 2008

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Spank the albino snake

What alec does when he goes home after school

Hay alec what are you doing.
I spank the albino snake

Spank the albino snake by Alecisnohomo69 November 15, 2019

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spank the monkey

to have a wank cf choking the chicken

i'm just off to spank the monkey

spank the monkey by dum di dum September 12, 2006

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