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critter in the shitter

When you drop a deuce and find a living critter in the toilet, post bowel movement.
After Matthew went the bathroom and I walked in, I was startled to see a critter in the shitter.
critter in the shitter by g3money September 24, 2011

Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter. 

1. Term specifically used in soccer for badly beating another team.
2. Having sex with a dirty slut in a Port-O-Potty.
1. "So how was the game today?"
"We won 5-0, we were Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter all game long."

2. "That ho was slutty. She wanted it so bad I had to pull the car over and I was Fuckin' Bitches in the Shitter."

blow the shitter up

When you have to shit really bad. Can’t wait and need to find the nearest toilet.
Man I ate some bad food and gotta go Blow The Shitter Up…

Sandy the Shitter 

A fat women named sandy that typically shits herself every single day and also destroys everything with her shitting and gets her shit on people
Sandy the Shitter, shit all over our recliner chair again

Using the shitter

To have a bowel movement in a stall at a public restroom.
God damn it I have to use the shitter!
Where’s jimmy?
I think he’s using the shitter.

stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter 

to put your dick in a woman's pussy, while another man is fucking her in the ass
Man she looks good, Ie you hit her in the shitter"ll stick her in the licker while you hit her in the shitter!