Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

Ink The Seat by Headcircus April 23, 2013

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beat down from the seat down

To get your cheeks taken and or busted

Big Dave gave Tommy a beat down from the seat down and then sold Tommy to Bubba for a honey bun a week later

beat down from the seat down by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

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Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat

Something that I made up since I was bored. You randomly say it on conversations, either online or in real life. You can spam the hell outta it whenever you’re bored and/or wanna bother people. Saying it randomly in a real life conversation is just for the fun of it. Use the phrase when needed.

example 1:

“Oh, so then she actua-“

“YEET ON THE BEET OR THE FLEET FOR THE SEAT!” I yelled.
Example 2:

“I spammed yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat in a furry server on discord for no reason.” I said.

“What’s wrong with you and your life?” She asked

Yeet on the beet or the fleet for the seat by Moaning Earrape March 2, 2019