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off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.
When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!

Late of the pier 

Late of the pier are the best band to come from Castle Donnington, and the uk...
The band consists of members Sam Eastgate, Sam Potter, Andrew Faley and Ross Dawson
Late of the pier have songs such as 'Space and the woods', 'Bathroom Gurgle', 'Focker' and more brilliant songs
Sam Eastgate also has a side project called la priest, which is also pretty great too...
Late of the pier
(Batterie) Y'now that band Late of the the pier
(Red Dog) Yeah?
(Batterie) Well there great aren't they
(Red Dog) Yep. they sure are
Late of the pier by Wemmy November 2, 2008

Late To The Party

AKA "Day late & a dollar short", when one finally arrives on the scene of an event that's already ending.

See "Sig AR15" on thefirearm blog.
Hey guys, did you hear? Sig Sauer is making an AR15!!

Wow, talk about late to the party. Now that the election rush is over, I can't give away my used Bushmaster... big deal.
Late To The Party by arfcomsux September 22, 2009

Late to the party

A person with an intellect just a tad lower than the rest of his friends so that they all notice and sometimes feel awkward about it without this person ever noticing it. Not on the slightly retarded spectrum but juuuuust barely noticeable in a casual conversation.
- ''Hey have you ever met John?''
- ''Nope.''
- ''Funny guy you'll see!''
- ''What do you mean?''
- ''He's a little late to the party.''
Late to the party by ashindig December 1, 2011

Late to the party

become aware of or get involved in something long after others.
"I didn't get into Nirvana until after MTV Unplugged came out—I'm always late to the party"

Logicalization against the Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism

The application of a cold, algorithmic logic—often borrowed from Silicon Valley "disruption" playbooks or financial models—to "prove" that the victims of late-stage capitalism are illogical anomalies. It uses the internal metrics of the system (engagement rates, shareholder value, scalability) to construct syllogisms where any human need or community stability that interferes with optimization is deemed inefficient and thus invalid.
Logicalization against the Victims of Late-Stage Capitalism Example: "Premise 1: A business must maximize growth and market share. Premise 2: Our driverless delivery service does this by eliminating 10,000 driving jobs. Premise 3: Those drivers now have time to 'upskill' or pursue the gig economy. Conclusion: Therefore, this displacement is a logical net positive for human potential." This logicalization uses the system's own pathological priorities as first principles, defining human devastation as a rational step in a computation.