The kangloid 

As you are performing oral sex on your girl. Seduce her with geometric equations And the Pythagorean theorem. Preferably in a whisper

Yo Andrew! Did you hear about Logan doing the kangloidhis girlfriend yesterday during math period??

The kangloid by ShortBusGangster April 17, 2018

strangling the kangaroo 

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

strangling the kangaroo by smokestyle December 24, 2021

What in the Flying Kangaroo 

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.

What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.

What in the Flying Kangaroo by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky 

Two people eat one pocky stick, and somehow it ends with bouncingly wild sex that calls for the neighbors to bust down your door.

We did the double kangaroo sloppy pocky last night. It was tasty and crazy fun!

The Double Kangaroo Sloppy Pocky by JennyDusa October 13, 2010

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

Kangaroo in the Basement 

A term commonly used in reference to a man's erection. Basement meaning pants, and the kangaroo speaks for itself...

"Derick totally had a kangaroo in the basement when he was helping you on your golf swing today."

Kangaroo in the Basement by Melissa Egan July 20, 2008

kangaroo in the basement 

Phrase commmonly used to describe a male's erection. Basement refers to the pants, kangaroo...well that speaks for itself.

"Daaamn son! Thurs no way you coulda hid that kangaroo in the basement."

kangaroo in the basement by Melissa Egan December 9, 2008