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jake the dog 

Jake is a yellow talking dog that has stretchy powers that allow him to morph into many shapes and sizes. Jake lives with his best friend Finn in a treehouse located in the grasslands of Ooo. Jake's girlfriend is Lady Rainicorn.
Person 1: Ever seen Adventure Time?
Person 2: Yes I have! Jake the Dog is my favorite character!
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because he's voiced by John DiMaggio and he's just so dang funny!
Person 1: Valid points my friend.

Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper

He did it again, God fucking dammit

jake the dog 

a savage who has token a day long nap
"im gonna take a day long nap now" - jake the dog
jake the dog by lolman63 December 13, 2018

Jake the hedgehog 

jake gets bullied because he had a dusty and cried because someone called him sonic
jake the hedgehog was all a joke

"jake when is the new sonic movie coming out"

Jake The Muss 

A infamous NZ quote from the Movie Once were warriors

When someone gets really angry beyond control and wants to give someone a good beating.

NZ Slang for Domestic Violence
Once Were Warriors movie the infamous "Cook me some damn eggs woman" scene and jake heke proceeds to beat his wife after she refused.

This is known as "Jake the muss"
Jake The Muss by kevmannz January 3, 2010

the dirty jake 

when ur banging a chick in the ass, and her asshole is so dirty it makes you vommit on her back. you then pull out and bust a nut! in the vommit and she smears it all over her body.
christian gave rits mom the dirty jake last night! she loved it, and he cleaned up after.
the dirty jake by rit roy February 19, 2005