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The 'Freddy Fazbear'

The Freddy Fazbear refers to a ritual in intercourse, where one person will bite the head off of the others dick.
"Hey baby, wanna do the 'Freddy Fazbear' tonight?" one says, "Aw yeah! I love that one!" says the other.
The 'Freddy Fazbear' by RustyBoltz September 14, 2024

The Fred Effect

The Fred Effect is when somebody in a friend group dyes their hair, and then over the next few weeks, at least 2 other members of the group will also dye their hair, usually the same colour
Did you hear about fred, he dyed his hair few weeks ago and now James and John have purple hair now! Talk about The Fred Effect!
The Fred Effect by Randon4729 December 2, 2025

Smoke the feds

Smoke the Feds
To engage in a high-speed police chase, out-driving and evading the authorities to get away, either solo or with friends, often while smoking a spliff and blasting loud music. The driver might be in a high-performance car, like a Golf R, or a old banger, sometimes stolen or uninsured, unroadworthy, and possibly driven without a license. They could also be riding dirty or involved in criminal activity, like a robbery.

The driver might be intoxicated, over the legal limit for alcohol or drugs. During the chase, they might wipe fingerprints, use hazard lights to signal to the police to move aside, lock the doors, and speed off. They might also film the chase to post on social media or share with friends, turning it into a viral video.

If caught, the driver risks prison time, losing their license, a long driving ban, or even causing a fatal accident.
Frank: “Lee, did you see that viral YouTube video of those Scouser lads in the Golf R? Getting chased and getting away from the feds?—they proper

Smoke the feds.
Lee: “Yeah, mate! They were smoking a spliff, having a laugh, blasting tunes on the motorway, weaving between cars… must’ve been doing a hundred mile an hour or more! LOL. Mad lads, innit?”

Frank: “It gave me an adrenaline rush just watching it! They proper Smoked the feds
Smoke the feds by Jamie Cheese November 17, 2025

freddie the flute 

A small talking flute from the popular show of the 60's HR Pufnstuf. He is golden and sparkly. He lives In Jimmy's back pocket.
Freddie: HR what's wrong with Jimmy?
HR Pufnstuf: I am not sure freddie the flute, Jimmy why you walking that way?

shit the bed fred 

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.
The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

freddy the singing bear 

Freddy is a animatronic bear that sings for kids at Freddy Fazbears Pizza. He is known for being in Five Nights at Freddy. Five Nights at Freddy's is a fictional horror game that has you survive 5 nights to watching creepy robots to earn money.
Freddy holds a microphone and sings. Freddy has many different forms, here are some: Freddy, Toy Freddy, Old Freddy, Phantom Freddy, Nightmare Freddy, Showtime Freddy, and Shadow Freddy.
Freddy The Singing Bear is gonna kill us.