France the llama 

France the Llama is a catchphrase invented by John Green, award winning author and a part of youtube's 'vlogbrothers'. It is a sentance to express disbelief, shock or amusement.

France the Llama, that whale is huge!

France the llama by dftbaFreund January 12, 2011

Fran the gran 

Fran the gran is a nickname you usually call the type of weird girl that has short hair and freckles yes freckles she is very outgoing and is weird and has a very weird nickname FRAN THE GRAN

Yo fran what’s your nickname gran cool Fran the gran!

Fran the gran by Llaywrdjsjj May 18, 2020

the north of france 

A mediocre vacation destination. Instead of beaches and sun you get rocks and rain, yet instead of mountains you get molehills. Their proudest offering is their caustic apple cider.

"I'm going to france for vacation."
"That'll be great! Sun, beaches, wine, babes, fashion!"
"Actually, I'll be touring the ancient chapels and cider orchards of the north of france ."
"Ohhhhhhhhh.

the north of france by TreeWeezel April 10, 2011

france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

france in the pants by ollie October 23, 2004

The Country of France 

The Country of France. They are the inventors of the six gear tanks (5 reverse, 1 forward) and also have the highest cotton per capita of any nation in the world. They are organized and well prepared. Germany's visit in 1940 provides a great example: store owners had changed their signs to German weeks in advance, children in school recited German instead of the usual French, and the gardeners were working extra hard to put trees up in time for the German soldiers to walk in the shade.
France is also a wonderful teacher. When the US asked France to help them in the "War against Terrorism", France agreed. The next day, the French were setting up workshops in Afghanistan teaching the Taliban how to surrender. France is a large country, but they are peaceful and have never fought a war in history, contrary to popular belief. This is the Country of France.

Q: Where do you find 92,000,000 french jokes?

A: In France.

The Country of France by SharD October 8, 2004

The Breath of France 

What I call homo-sapiens with abscess

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: You are now "The Breath Of France".

The Breath of France by LAMASIMACIKOBACIKO January 10, 2025

The Breath Of France (V-Sync) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

The Breath Of France (V-Sync) by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025