HELP FEED THE TROLL 

A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.

Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.

HELP FEED THE TROLL by kwondike April 4, 2010

feed the horse 

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

feed the horse by Pozza November 2, 2006

feed the alligators 

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

feed the alligators by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

Feed The Monkey 

Feed The Monkey refers to a fuelling of desire.

Usually this desire is something one doesnt want to do, but is addicted to it because of the way it makes him/her feel about himself/herself.. like getting high.. or playing poker.. or going to a strip club.

Scientifically speaking, 'feeding the monkey' is feeding the dopamine gland in the brain..

'I don't think you should break up with her just because she gives lapdances to your family members in fancy restaurants.. She's gotto feed the monkey..

Feed The Monkey by skeptikalia September 2, 2011

Feed The Family 

Putting in work on the basketball court to earn money that you can use to purchase food for your family, thus feeding them

"Alex Owens is really good at feeding the family"
"Shoutout to FTF man, feed the family man, that's 1000 man"
"Doe, Antonio Blakeney straight dropped 50 on dem fools, but still, Alex Owens is the one feeding the family"

Feed The Family by alexowens January 15, 2015

feed the chicken 

A funky greeting of sorts.

Extend your palm open and to the air and, ask your friend to "feed the chicken"
The friend should bring all the tips of their fingers together, and gently peck at your palm..three or four times.

then feed your own chicken in return.

That track killed man..... "feed the chicken"....you heard me feed the chicken! (see above)

feed the chicken by Rob Halpin September 17, 2008

feed the fish 

Slang for smoking the weed. This originated in Auburn, AL circa 2006. It began as a code phrase amongst a group of friends so they could openly talk about getting high in class, at work or any public place for that matter. The fish refers to the fish shaped bong that was fed by many hungry pot head co-eds.

"Hey Sam...lets get together and feed the fish later. I miss that little fucker."

feed the fish by zimbabarbie September 1, 2011