The Bitch System 

A system that exists in most penitentiaries. Bitches are weaker prisoners that belong to tougher prisoners. Bitches must do whatever their master tells them to, including sexual acts. In return, the Bitch's master protects them from other prisoners.

Guy1: Yo man, I didn't think you were gonna leave prison alive.
Guy2: I woulda died if it wasn't for The Bitch System.

The Bitch System by 5n10 March 12, 2009

The Bitch Look 

a Look that only the female race can do. It is a look as if they are disgusted at what you did, but are also sarcastically laughing at you like "eheh what a loser-ah"

the most annoying thing on this planet.

You're dating someone. You come home, and their daughter looks at you. She hates you. She gives you the bitch look because she's with her friends/BF and its the edgy thing to do.

The Bitch Look by Dirty Mike & The Boyz64 March 18, 2013

the bitch card 

Saying you're "a woman" as the excuse or sound reasoning for any behavior you, a woman, makes.

Man: I like these pants.

Woman: they fit too perfectly. I know, because I'm a woman.

Man: Playing the bitch card.

Woman: I know those socks are too white because I'm a woman, damn it. Get gray at the ends next time.

Man: So you know style because you're a woman and I do not because I'm a man?

Woman: Only a woman would understand.

the bitch card by Ereck Flowers April 29, 2015

the bitch slap of justice 

A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.

Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*

Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!

the bitch slap of justice by xx_Pussy_slayer_xx May 22, 2018

The bitch has flown the coop 

Famous words said by none other by Markiplier himself. Meaning for it is, the enemy has left where he was and chance of escape is ruined. Where to find it is on "At Dead of Night - PART 2" with the timestamp of 5:49

The bitch has flown the coop!! **cowering behind the door**

The bitch has flown the coop by Dahbooksrule August 26, 2022

The Bitch of the Problem

1.A transition word when explaining a long story with many problems and details, wrapping it up by saying "...But the Bitch of the Problem is ...", used the same as 'in conclusion' essentially. After that phrase is used the simplest summary of what troubles you, the world, or someone else is then stated.

2.Used to Emphasise how limiting or terrible something could be. As if saying "all that is great, but the catch is..."
A good way to tell people that something must be remembered when considering situations.

Sidenote:A very effective way to get people off your ass for shit you can't do anything about.

1. "Now I can deal with some of her disrespect, people do be like that when they are intoxicated, but, the bitch of the problem is that when she is drunk she gets blackout drunk and wants to fight people, and thats not safe or healthy for any environment."

2. Jeff:"Why can't you go get me any margarita mix?"
Joseph:"Well the bitch of the problem is that even if you could venmo my broke ass, all the liquor and grocery stores are closed at this hour. So even if we could ourselves, we are shit outta luck on places to find your margarita mix.

The Bitch of the Problem by Alfonzodores November 23, 2021

the bitch alarm 

An alarm that goes off when someone is a bitch

What’s that noise? Oh wait, it’s the bitch alarm!! You fucking bitch!!

the bitch alarm by WordMan27 May 28, 2019