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The Almighty Loaf

Our holy lord and saviour, the almighty loaf has descended from the giant bakery above to make us repent our sins, crusty on the outside but light and fluffy on the inside, he is the ultimate in wheat based food deities.
All hail the Almighty Loaf, for I have sinned and it is only he who may forgive my wrongdoings

Pinched the perfect loaf 

A crap that does not require wiping.

The Perfect loaf 

When you cum in her ass and she takes shits.
After you had just came in her ass, you find yourself in the bathroom after she had taken a shit and forgotten to flush. You look at the shit and say to yourself ,”That’s The perfect loaf.”

Loaf in the Litter Box

an idiom, meaning to let a shitty, ridiculous, or impulsive idea marinate before taking action.
Brad suggests going on a ten mile hike while it's snowing. Becky responds: "Yeah, I think we can let that loaf in the litter box for a moment"

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.