telepathetic 

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

telepathetic by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008

Telepathetic 

The psychic ability people develop that allows them to detect pathetic losers from a comfortable distance.

From Monique's unique position, upside down on the pole as it were, and her keenly honed telepathetic abilities she new which guys had the cash she needed for the night.

Telepathetic by Plagerdiasus III June 11, 2015

telepathetic 

When friends (or total strangers) have the same pathetic idea (or joke) at the same time and laugh with just one look

Friend 1: why are they laughing?! There is nothing to laugh about! Is there?!
Friend 2: not they're just telepathetic. We'll have to wait for them to explain

telepathetic by babu-G November 30, 2019

Telepathetic 

someone who has a really crappy phone.

Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.

Telepathetic by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011

telepathetic 

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.

"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"

telepathetic by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014

telepathetic  

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.

Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.

telepathetic by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008

telepathetic 

The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.

Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."

telepathetic by A Man Named "H" March 1, 2010