suprise motherfucker

The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.

'Suprise motherfucker.'

suprise motherfucker by Suprisemuthafacker March 13, 2014

Suprise Buttsecks 

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend

Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

Suprise Buttsecks by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010

Suprise Bukkake 

When a group of men ejaculate on a person who is not expecting it

Hey Burty, go lure Andrew to the park, and we'll jump out of the bushes and give him a suprise bukkake, he will love it!!!!

Suprise Bukkake by suave212 May 4, 2010

Suprise Dyke

a (gay) girl, who everyone thought was straight, but then comes out of nowhere and says she is a lesbian,

Sarahs a lesbian!?!? but i went out with her last year! she is such a Suprise Dyke!

Suprise Dyke by rainbow girl December 23, 2008

Suprise Bath 

Suprising Someone In Bath Form

1. When someone is taking a bath and you proceed to cannon ball into the bathtub shouting suprise bath. Then you walk you walk out like nothing happened

2. When someone is taking a mean ol' shit you start filling up the bath and sit there like they are not even there.

Suprise Bath by SupriseBath August 19, 2013

suprise sex 

Sometimes called rape, it is the act of having sex with someone when they are not expecting it.

John gave Janet suprise sex.
"Suprise, sex!"

suprise sex by liastd November 18, 2006

Suprise Adoption 

This is fancy kidnapping

1: Hey did you hear that some kid got suprisingly adopted?
2: No way what!
3: Yeah the cops went looking for him and everything!
2: Yoooo haha to be honest I wish I was suprise adopted...
1: Tf i was thinking the same thing!
3: Ok what.
4: Huh wassup? Whatchyall talkin bout?

Suprise adoption is really just kidnapping

Suprise Adoption by SnigSnogNoDong October 16, 2019