Rosetta Stoning 

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

Rosetta Stoning by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

Mental Stoning

That moment when every villan you currently have is standing next to you and making mean comments about you, basically bullying. You're surrounded by hatred and humiliation. It's like everyone is throwing rocks at you, but instead of rocks, words are used and instead of throwing them at your physical body, they throw it at your mental health.

James: Yo dude, did you go to that mental stoning yesterday.
Henk: Yes, it was terrible... There were about 20 people. The victim was crying out loud, and he eventually ran away into the woods!

Mental Stoning by Cials May 24, 2021

e-stoning 

The act of smoking pot with your buddies over AIM or a chat room in the event that you all can't smoke together in real life.

"Hey did you guys smoke at Ted's the other day?"
"No man Matt couldn't sneak out so we all just e-stoned over MSN."
"Man I love e-stoning, lemme give you my screen name!"

e-stoning by AwesomeFace22222222222222222 July 7, 2009

Pool Stoning 

When you go to a party, you're already pretty drunk, then your mate comes up to you with a 30 bag, you smoke it, take off your clothes and get in the pool. Could also be called Pool Shmammered or Pool Faded.

Person one: Dude, remember that party last night?
Person two: Barely, man.
Person one: Haha, we were so pool stoning.
Person two: Ahh dude, you mean we were pool shmammered?
Person one: Yeah man, we were pretty pool faded.
Person two: Damn...

Pool Stoning by Kazowee May 18, 2008

sand stoning 

this variation of the double dutch rudder incorporates the use of local beach sands, when gripped in the hands of the participants, and rubbed vigorously along the erected shaft of each participant, results in the painfully erotic sand stone rash of orgasmic stimulation.

Dude 1: Hey Blake, what are you up to tonight.

Dude 2: Well, I was just thinkin we do the ol' double dutch rudder.

Dude1: With a twist?

Dude 2: How do you mean (with interest)?

Dude 1: Sand Stoning, Bitch.

sand stoning by bear_in_a_beard_hat January 11, 2012

kidney stoning 

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

kidney stoning by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012

Social Stoning 

An updated version of the medieval practice of publicly throwing stones at people in town squares. Using Social Media to chastise, insult, and punish for alleged acts, comments, or political affiliations that don’t align with the Social Media user.

Social Stoning occurs when frustrated with ones political position, then socially stoned the individual on twitter and facebook to taunt then for not having similar views.

Social Stoning by DonnyKidd October 9, 2019