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Stewed Tomato 

When you give a woman roofies take her home and do what ever you want and when you cum you punch her in the clit as hard as you can so the next day when she wakes up her clit is swollen and red like a stewed tomato!
I gave your sister a stewed tomato last night! She thinks I fucked her really hard so she will probably come back for more.
Stewed Tomato by ArlieRedeyejedi November 23, 2011

stewed rabbit 

the growing world wide practice of using good friday as a day for undermining the religious aspects of easter, by taking the day to celebrate drunken world wide pub crawls
Are you going to church for Easter Good Friday? Nope, I'm going to be a stewed rabbit.
stewed rabbit by Binder Dun Dat February 9, 2013

stewed her gills 

To spew in fellatio provider’s mouth so deep, her growing a set of gills wouldn’t help
Jolene was giving’ me some birthday-skull so deep, I stewed her gills…
stewed her gills by Ex_SWO January 9, 2022

getting Stewed 

when Jon Stewart demonastrates a politician's or news anchor's hypocricy by catching them saying contradictory things at different points in time
Jon Stewart catches Glenn Beck saying "Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people." 75 minutes later, Glenn Beck says, "I am not saying Obama doesn't like white people." Here, Glenn Beck was "getting Stewed."
getting Stewed by 142,857 February 14, 2010

get stewed 

When one gets blocked in a game of basketball, while he/she was shooting
Billy shoots the ball.

Andrew Blocks him.

Get stewed!!!! - Andrew

basket ball stewed blocked stuffed
get stewed by FLIP_726 March 8, 2014
Mr Steed is, in certain Coles supermarkets, the code word called over the PA system for "There's someone agressive at the counters, send the heavies"
"Paging Mr Steed, Mister Steed, Isle 5. Mister Steed"
Mr Steed by Coles Employee September 30, 2008