Stapler 

Referring to a black person "porch monkey".
Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.

Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."
White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."

Stapler by blameitonmymom July 9, 2009

Stapler 

Thing that can substitute to condom. Uncircumcised guys would know.

I forget to bring condom so she use the stapler to staple the extra skin

Stapler by Pseudophamine February 28, 2020

Stapler nazi 

Someone who takes too long with a stapler

Mike you damn stapler nazi! hurry the fuck up!

Stapler nazi by Nick February 4, 2005

Stapler Gun

A .45 su machine gun used on Counter Strike and is concidered the worst gun in the game by most.

You just got fucking pwned by the stapler gun. You suck at life.

Stapler Gun by Matt Mcelhinney September 10, 2005

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

stapler kid by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

Stapler Fart 

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

Stapler Fart by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapler Test Moment 

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

Stapler Test Moment by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022