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stadium pal 

a discreet external catheter. unlike a regular catheter which i insterted via the urethra, tha stadium pal collects urine with the help of a self adhesive condom. perfect for sporting events, long drives, and any other time when a restroom is simply out of the question.
"5 glasses of iced tea and a long public reading? thanks stadium pal!" - david sedaris
stadium pal by SOUP FAN November 26, 2005
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stadium seating 

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.
Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

Stadium chick 

"i aint messin with them bitches with that stadium, thats no dome, bitch go home!"- Lil Wayne stadium chick
Stadium chick by Yung Tune January 14, 2008

Stadium Dome 

A person going bald in back but refuses to shave their head resulting in a hairstyle that resembles the dome of a sports stadium
That man has a Cowboy's stadium dome

stadium chant 

Vocals recorded from large crowds, usually at sports events.
That stadium chant song you always hear is Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation!
stadium chant by canonlibel June 11, 2014

stadium dick

when one attempts and fails to urinate in a in a stadium restroom in front of others.
"dude, there were like seven other people pissing in there. i had to talk it out. i had severe stadium dick."
stadium dick by heycolbart October 1, 2008

stadium status 

To be a big enough star that you could fill an Entire Stadium when doing a concert, you know you're big once you've achieved Stadium Status. Coined by Kanye West in the song "Big Brother" off the Graduation Album.
Jay-Z, Eminem, 50 Cent, and Kanye West have all achieved Stadium Status.
stadium status by djsmalls October 17, 2007