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Spinal tap 

A form of deep penetration. When you're stretched as you far as you can take him and he pulls out a little bit only to use his body weight to push back in, stroking your cervix in a way that causes tremors to run up your spine and copious amounts of fluid to flood your channel.
"I swear guys, he's the best I've ever had. I mean, I'm spinal tapped on a nightly basis. I've never been so spoiled in my life."
Spinal tap by mattthebean91 October 6, 2020
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spinal fusion precursor 

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

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I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.

Spinal Branding 

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.
Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

spinal perplexia 

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.
My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.
spinal perplexia by amywarhol September 4, 2016

Spinal clacker

Slamming a person to the ground and applying trauma to the spine.
I was in a bar fight and slammed the bouncer to the concrete and caused a spinal clacker.

spinal cord 

a salty, crunchy and scrumpcious slurpy type of snack you can eat in the bathroom while youre having diareeha
-what are you eating
-just my cats spinal cord because its furry
-ok
-do you wanna try some?
spinal cord by modaphuqer January 22, 2020

spinal meningitis 

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?
spinal meningitis by Ween April 7, 2005