Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

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speckled fleebeedo

Any living creature with speckles. Most common are the speckled fleebeedo butterfly and the speckled budogg. They can be any color.

Look! A speckled fleebeedo budogg is chasing a speckled fleebeedo butterfly. Thats so cute!

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When a dough misses the sink and cums all over his face.

Damn son you smell like a speckled dough nut.

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A type of dog. Definetley not a derogatory name for black folk.

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When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

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A word asocited with a great big Suprise

John: SUPRISE!!!
Billy: GAH!!! SPECKLED DUCK MEGA FUCK!!!

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The way your teeth look after having smoked methamphetamine for 40 years.

You see that ol’ girl with speckled trout mouth? She’s tear your junk up on a Friday night.

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