Monkey sock 

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

Monkey sock by mike March 19, 2004

sock money 

Paper money kept inside a person's sock while they wear it, usually because they either have no pockets to hold it, or it is kept hidden to prevent loss from robbery or theft. The downside is the paper becomes damp with the person's sweat, usually resulting in the money having a bad odor when presented to purchase something.

The cashier refused to accept Bob's sock money because she could smell it from three feet away.

sock money by The RealMark May 4, 2018

sock monkeyed 

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.

Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.

sock monkeyed by Goat R. May 12, 2008

sackmonkey 

a person with low intelligence that acts hyper in any situation. and doesnt realize they are doing it

you are such a sackmonkey

sackmonkey by snoopman May 2, 2009

SickMonkey 

A sick monkey is a very cool person

1 Cool sickmonkey
2 cool sickmonkeys

SickMonkey by SickMonkey December 5, 2004

Sockmonkey

a very "out of the loop" innocent person.

"What is a hot carl?"

"haha, you don't know what a hot carl is? are you pulling a Sockmonkey?

Sockmonkey by peppermintpatty1994 July 15, 2009

SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

SockMonkey by Show February 6, 2005