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Father I Have Sinned 

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
Father I Have Sinned by Father Azuz February 22, 2020
Related Words

hook line and sinker 

a term used to describe someone who is hooked in and believing it. Mostly used when someone is picking up chicks with some crappy pickup line (ex: is there a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants) and having the girl believe it.
"hey look, max is trying to pick up jacky with that lame pickupline. what a douche."

"i wouldnt say that looks like hes got hook line and sinker."

"oh........ god dammit......."

Ship Sinkers 

A slang term for a large labia minora derived from the cliche, "loose lips sink ships."
"Yeah, Stoya's damnfine. But, emm....She does have those ship sinkers."

ship sinker 

Is a person who "rats" out his own "crew." Also known as Ship Sanker
Mark told the cops about the drug deal, man what a ship sinker
ship sinker by caleb cox October 29, 2007

sinkadid 

your pillow is so flat your head sinkadids
my pillow was so flat it felt like it sinkadid
sinkadid by 171100 November 27, 2018

Nerf singed 

Definition: When singed needs a nerf so bad that hashinshin goes on a 90 second mental breakdown about it, saying nerfed singed over 50 times.
hashinshin: nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed he has the highest winrate and pickrate in top.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed fling is garbage and completely stops lane interraction.
nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed its been like this the entire season since they removed fervor of battle. nerf singed nerf singed nerf singed.
Nerf singed by Kostas011969 May 28, 2019