shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.

Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.

shitterdirt by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Shatnered 

When a situation completely changes tone from reverent to mildly absurd.

Example: When the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony went from the moving extinguishing of the Olympic flame to the tune of Neil Young's "Long May You Run" to William Shatner discussing the hazards of having sex in a canoe.

"Did you see the closing ceremony? It was great, but then it totally got Shatnered."

Shatnered by elbob1023 February 28, 2010

shattered heart 

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be

Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..

shattered heart by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.

You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

shattered finger syndrome by SeanG March 20, 2008

scattered 

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

scattered by Wassim May 28, 2003

shattered ass 

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area

Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...

shattered ass by Anonymous August 1, 2003

sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut

Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome

sheltered girl syndrome by riot186 February 7, 2012