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Bomber's Surprise Shower 

When a person climbs into the ceiling of a bathroom and cuts a hole above the shower recess for their erect penis to hang through and then ejaculates on the next unsuspecting user of the shower.
He was mortified to find his roommate had once again given him a Bomber's Surprise Shower when entering the shower to prepare for work. It would take him hours to remove all the semen from his hair.

Fool's Gold Shower 

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
Fool's Gold Shower by JaBird December 7, 2018

he's a grower not a shower 

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection
"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

Hot Shower and P.J's

One person lays the other person in the middle of a blanket naked. They then begin to urinate and deficate onto the persons face.Then roll them in the blanket and begin to have intercourse with the said persons anus.
Giving some one a hot shower and p.j's isn't a first date type of thing. It's usaly better to save for the third or fourth month of dating!

Here's the estimated walk in shower price 2025

some ad that has been seen on here a lot recently, with different women each time
Here's the estimated walk in shower price 2025

me: idc

Shower sins 

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean
The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.
Shower sins by Chotobomb September 9, 2019