Can you shit pink 

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

Can you shit pink by Danr1708 January 26, 2022

I can’t shit for a week 

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

I can’t shit for a week by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Shit in a Can 

Where a T-rex violently pushes out a fucking rock hard turd nugget in a condensed canned steamed with broccoli semen

Damn it smells like I just Shit in a Can

Shit in a Can by T.T.R October 22, 2020

Can't have shit in Detroit 

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can't have shit in Detroit by Retroworks May 8, 2022

Can’t have shit in Detroit 

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

Can’t have shit in Detroit by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit 

It is impossible for a person to create something good out of something that is, by its very nature, bad.

(coming out of a movie theater)
Guy 1: That was the worst movie ever, man.
Guy 2: I know! But! Leonardo DiCaprio was the best out of them, though. His acting blew everyone else's right out of the water! Too bad everything else sucked.
Guy 1: Oh, well. You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit by starofdestiny October 14, 2009

Can't Sing for Shit 

When your singing sounds so bad even shit doesn't want to hear it

Guy 1: Wow that guy sounds like a dying monkey!
Guy 2: He can't sing for shit

Can't Sing for Shit by sydlas January 25, 2016