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Scuff Ya Cunt 

A torn-up, bloodied, diseased, festering, stench bearing injury caused by scuffing one's vaginal region into what becomes a busted, pus oozing, STD-transmitting cesspool of a Bucket Cunt.

Primarily used to describe one with:
-Freckled skin
-Pasty dull complexion
-Red-haired, Red Knob, Carrot-Top, Ginger Minger,
-Flaming-Flange, Hot-Box
-Trendsbian.

These people are often renowned for their loose meat sandwiches and vaginal blood farting.

Commonly know as Essie-Jay
"Go scuff ya cunt. You silly tunnel cunted mole!!"
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She has a dirty scuff.
scuff by mko87 January 5, 2006
A female that leads a guy on. She pretends that she is going to give a guy something ( dome at least) but doesnt, leaving the guy to be the bud of a shitload of jokes
D: So Joe, did u finally hit KP?

Joe: Nah, we just chilled

D: wait...

Joe: dude, she had it in her hand aND SHE JUST DIDNT...!

D: Haha, fag, i told you she was a scuff
Scuff by Deakhon June 10, 2009
The greenish/brownish after-product that is left over from marijuana that has been vaporized.

Scuff is often rolled into joints/cigarettes providing for a slight temporary high, but a very nice burning smoke.

Hey bro put the scuff in that jar after you vape.
scuff by Tekao Keshe October 6, 2005
A non-african girl who likes black guys.
The Kardashian's are such scuffs, have they ever dated a white guy?
scuff by ebran July 22, 2009
cringe krunker streamer whos really really bad at parkour
scuff is so bad at parkour, smh
Scuff by NotPhotek24 January 20, 2021

Scuff Ya Nuts 

When you scuff, scrape or similarly injure your nutsack(Testicles} generally leaving a torn up, bloody mess. Sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(Swelling similar to Elephantitis). It can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario's and may require amputation. If left untreated and sexually active the affected partner could Scuff Ya Cunt.
"FFFFFFFFFUCK that hurt."
"You poor cunt, you scuffed ya nuts."
*meanwhile in hospital the next day*
"I'm sorry sir we'l need to amputate your manhood."
"Alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me."
Scuff Ya Nuts by mmm, Scuff me Baby October 30, 2004