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schnoogle
Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\
Function: Noun, verb
Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism
1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.
2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
Function: Noun, verb
Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism
1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.
2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'
verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'
verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
schnoogle by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010
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