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Sardine Club 

When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.
All the bitches at GW want to be a part of the sardine club.
Sardine Club by EthanYoung69 November 2, 2021
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Canned Sardine 

A rather large, overweight person wearing a coat or jacket too small for him/her.
Harold went to go buy a coat and when he went to try it on, someone told him he was a Canned Sardine.
Canned Sardine by Crusty Joe August 31, 2010

sardine machine 

sardine machine:

The london underground because you get crushed in a small place like sardines do in a can
innit mate went on the old sardine machine today!
sardine machine by Andi tamplin February 18, 2005

The Livable Sardine Can 

A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.

Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!
The Livable Sardine Can by gravy111 November 18, 2010

sardine party 

A phenomenon common on the Washington, DC Metro and elsewhere in which up to 20 people will attempt to squeeze through one set of doors on a train car.
I was on the Metro today and I got caught in another sardine party at Gallery Place, but no one grabbed my ass this time, thank God.
sardine party by Maddie S. December 9, 2008
Bus which is made for 100 passengers, filled up with 150 passengers.
Can you move a lil bit, please?

Where, man, its sardine!!!
Sardine by toba-cco January 15, 2010

Swedish Sardine 

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.
That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.