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remedial blowjob 

a remedial blowjob is a blowjob given by someone who hasn't done it before and isnt really that good either. in fact it pretty much sucks. all puns intended. however depending on the stuation they'll usually go for it again in a much more....pleasureful.... manner.
Guy A:"Yo dude I heard you got a blow-job from Becca last night!"
Guy B:"Yeah but it was her first time so it was a remedial blowjob... better luck next time."
remedial blowjob by thai kitteh March 14, 2011

remedial weekends 

Going out on your days off to enjoy your life instead of just getting spiritually crushed by your 9~5 dead end job.
I'm really only alive during my remedial weekends.
remedial weekends by syddana June 4, 2016

Remedial crackhead cluck 

Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.

Lesson in remedial physics 

Where people have a car reck because they have forgotten everything they know about the physics of cars like how fast they go and how hard they bump into each other and so have to be reminded by recking there cars.
He got a lesson in remedial physics.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia 

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Extremis Malis Extrema Remedia is Latin and is used on the SHD patch from Tom Clancy's The Division game.
Extremis malis extrema remedia when the city falls.

food point remediation 

days where one must refrain from indulging in excessively pricey meals, so that later in the semester they do not suffer from starvation.
"hey man go get me some chips"
"dude bro no way this week i am on food point remediation"