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red river rafting 

having sex with a girl on the rag
ex- i went red river rafting with Marina last night, it was nasty!

Red River Shootout 

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
Red River Shootout by Kevin July 27, 2004

Red River Shootout 

A game played once a year in which Oklahoma makes themselves feel good by beating a badly coached Mack Brown team before subsequently losing to someone else in their conference championship and/or a bowl game.
"Wow, Oklahoma really beat Texas good in that Red River Shootou redneck fest."
"Yeah, guess it was nice until Kansas St. and LSU dirt rolled them."
Red River Shootout by mickeyfickey December 30, 2004

Red River Steamboat 

The Red River Steamboat is when someone places the bottom of their cup in ketchup, then asks a restaurant worker for a refill. The worker puts his hand around the bottom of the ketchup--OH NO!!! Ketchup on his hand!
It took forever to get our food, so we got the waitress back by using the ol' Red River Steamboat.

red river hog 

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually
Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog
red river hog by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013

Red River Rivalry 

When a couple from Texas and Oklahoma hate fuck while on her period.
“Shit, the ole lady came up after her cycle started, and we had ourselves a Red River Rivalry.”