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Quantum Recreation

Fun that never happened because we will never, ever speak of it again!

Much the way it is said "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", referring to the idea that any activities or fun that is had of a nature which might disappoint or anger other people back home does not 'come back with you' from the party city of Las Vegas, that is exactly what Quantum Recreation is.

Much as with the thought experiment of Schrödinger's cat where the cat existed as both alive and dead in the box until it was observed by a human, quantum recreation never happened and did happen unless observed by a human in which case they and they alone can know the truth. Trippy isn't it?
Yup, Bill just came back from his trip to Vegas, he went there for some Quantum Recreation.

Recreational use only 

A hoe.

Women who are hot enough to fuck, but she has so many red flags, is generally combative or disagreeable, and has such a high body count that she could never be good relationship material.
Dude 1: Yeah Emma is hot as fuck, but shes been with like 4 guys this week. I dont think it could ever work out long term with her.

Dude 2: 4 guys this week? She's recreational use only.

Recreational Virgin 

Someone who is a virgin in their free time.
I could play through a game, no problem, no help required...
But I'm more of a recreational virgin.
Recreational Virgin by WeegeeCool November 24, 2021

recreational fungus 

Mushrooms. Plain and simple. However, this phrase refers to the 'shrooms that will have you prancing around like a pixie riding the back of a unicorn and taking a slide down the chocolate river running down The Big Rock Candy Mountain.

Combine recreation fungus in conjunction with:
Puff the Magic Dragon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Willy Wonka (Not the Johnny Depp version)
Requiem for a Dream
Pink Floydd-The Wall
Venice Beach
Las Vegas

DO NOT USE ALONE OR BEFORE ENGAGING ACTS OF SEXUAL INTIMACY!!
"Excuse me Sir, would you happen to know where I can acquire some recreational fungus for excursion to Vegas this weekend?"

"WARNING: This movie should be watched only if consuming large quantities of recreational fungus"

Recreational bus rider

Someone with no job,no life ,no real friends riding the bus going no where just to talk to the bus driver for two hours thinking it's a friendship rather than a captive audience.
Dude spent a whole day being a recreational bus rider

recreational baking

The act of making sweet, high-calorie goodies that, upon completion, have no firm destination outside of one's home.
Sarah's lack of self-control around sweets forced her to ban recreational baking from her home.
recreational baking by bobo76 January 10, 2010