Manga Readers 

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone

Manga Readers by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021

Reader's Block 

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

Reader's Block by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

i ready 

a terrible website that increases your chance of deipion~suside~sickness~sandness~and much more if it was a place it would be down there and if it was a person it would be saiten if it were extinct there would be world peace if

Mom: Why did you not do I ready

Sam: oh I don't know maybe because it sucks

like if u want this website dead

I HATE I READY

i ready by i ready is trash October 1, 2020

gn reader 

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included

title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader

gn reader by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021

Ready Freddie? 

Phrase used by drummer Roger Taylor when addressing Freddie Mercury during the early start of the (infamous) band, Queen. This phrase can be spotted in the (beautiful) song, Crazy Little Things Called Love. (This catchphrase was invented well before Queen, but it is now known for being their sentence.)

*Freddie, about to start singing*

Roger: "Ready Freddie?"
Freddie, John, Brian and Roger: *Beautiful musical sounds*

Ready Freddie? by Jim Hutton January 30, 2019

I-Ready 

A website that teaches you almost nothing, for example "teenagers" aka some 7 year olds are trying to figure out how to cut a cske in half NOW THAT THEY HAVE JOBS. I-Ready also has many nick names such as, Stupid.com and The Website Of Death and Creepy-Aliens-Teaching-You-How-To-Breath Website

I-Ready is a waste of time.
Nobody likes I-Ready.
I-Ready kills me inside.

I-Ready by I-ReadyIsAWasteOfTime January 4, 2021