When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.

Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter

Artistic Queef Splatter by Kahlia Zahin Queef Sloth IV July 1, 2008

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queef stain

it is a stain left by a queef(pussy fart)

you are just another one of your mother's queef stains

queef stain by crack pipe ...kevin May 10, 2009

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Queef Sucker

Queef: n. Similar to a fart. generally happens by women after having sex, the vagina will release air which has been pumped into the woman during intercourse. Can also happen to men involved in homosexual intercourse. The male variety is generally smelly and unpleasant. Either way, it usually becomes humorous.

Sucker: n. One who sucks, or inhales. Sucking is the practice of attemping to taking in air, liquid, etc. via a persons mouth.

Queef Sucker... put the two definitions above together.

After I had rammed her for an hour and had finished the deed, I pulled out and she queefed nonstop for the next 5 minutes, it was hillarious!

Queef Sucker by Queefer February 8, 2004

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queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

queef storm by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

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