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Empty Punching Bag

An extremely loose vagina.
Brad: hey Riki, did you bone that chick Carol from the bar last night?
Riki: I sure did bro, unfortunately for me though I couldn't feel a thing, she had a fanny like an empty punching bag.

Human Punching Bag 

That one person in your group of friends who just get's made fun of, beat up on, or just plain shit on, all the time.
"Gil is such a loser!" - Friend One
"Yeah Gil you suck!" - Friend Two
"Thanks, glad to be the human punching bag" - Gil

uvula punching bag 

When you fuck a girls mouth violently.
I used her throat as a uvula punching bag.

emotional punching bag 

When another person, typically the person you like, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.) and could care less about you.
This girl I liked treated me like an emotional punching bag. She always came to me when she had problems, but never really cared for me.

Chocolate Punching Bag 

The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.

Emotional Punching Bag 

When you let another person, typically the person you like/love, uses you to get rid of all their problems (anger, frustration, sadness etc.)
e.g: Mushu would like to be Luna’s emotional punching bag. Luna is going to accept this and have herself a super cool emotional punching bag 😬