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protagonist bullshit 

The ability of the protagonist of any book, movie, tv show, etc. to be able to almost effortlessly overcome any task within a relatively short amount of time.
In the anime Bleach, the soul reaper captains spend centuries mastering their abilities, but Ichigo is able to surpass them in a matter of days through the power of protagonist bullshit.

protagonist.trash 

Protagonist.trash is a beautiful and intelligent woman who fantasizes over long hard cocks which belong to her brothers, another word for whore
protagonist.trash by CODBDO November 1, 2018

Hentai Protagonist Haircut 

The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.
Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut

Anime Protagonist Disease 

When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".
Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021

hiro protagonist 

the main character from Neal Stephenson's cult cyberpunk novel "Snow Crash".
LOL Raven you cock smoker! LOL TIMES A MILLION!

danganronpa protagonist 

fictional characters who are the main character of a danganronpa game. note that in order to be a danganronpa protag, you need an ahoge/antennae
Kayayday: hey im a danganronpa protagonist
Shoe-itchy: are you sure about that