Precum

A slightly viscous liquid ejected from the tip of the penis that acts as a lube for a hole. Does not contain sperm.

“Honey, all you need to do to get mommy moistened up is shove your dick inside of me and swirl those precummies around.”
“But mom, can’t that get you pregnant?”
“No sweetie, precum is just lube for my pussy. It does not contain sperm”

Precum by (Not)tonio February 15, 2021

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Precum baby

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.

Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."

Precum baby by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013

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Related Words

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Precum baby

A baby who's success, intelligence, and achievements is limited because it originates from ejaculation that have not been fully developed yet.

"Joe couldn't graduate community college."

"Why?"
"BECAUSE he's a precum baby."

Precum baby by Clyp May 27, 2015

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precum princess

A man or woman who suck a great cock and love milking out the precum. They just keep sucking it till it's empty!

Jack is a big precum princess. He used to suck cock at the adult theater and save the precum he milked out and spit it into a little bottle. Then he'd use it for liube when he was jerking off!

precum princess by Prizzin gard May 29, 2017